May each of you have the heart to conceive, the understanding to direct, and the hand to execute works that will leave the world a little better for your having been here. -- Ronald Reagan

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

$100,000 of Your Money to Help Toads Breed

The government is giving a hundred thousand bucks the University of Wyoming, Dept. of Zoology and Physiology, through the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Dept. You can read the actual grant here. It seems the toads need sex therapy or coaching or something.

I'm thinking, what? Can't these guys find any horny toads that can get it on without using a hundred thousand grand of humans money? And if we're paying toads to get it on, isn't that some kind of solicitation for sex? This is toadally outrageous.

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