The Haircut

An oldie, but time is running down. 36 days!

THE HAIRCUT
One day a florist went to a barber for
a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you, I'm doing community service this
week.'
The florist was pleased and left the
shop. When the barber went to open his
shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.


Later, a cop comes in for a haircut,
and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you , I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy
and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was
a ' thank you' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.


Then a Congressman came in for a
haircut, and when he went to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not
accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The
Congressman was very happy and left
the shop. The next morning, when the barber
went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a
free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the
fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the
politicians who run it.


BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!