May each of you have the heart to conceive, the understanding to direct, and the hand to execute works that will leave the world a little better for your having been here. -- Ronald Reagan

Thursday, September 24, 2009

First the Light Bulbs, Now the T P

Environmentalists aren't happy enough telling us what light bulbs we can use. Incandescent bulbs will soon be illegal, and then we will be forced to use those horrid florescent pig tails, which are toxic and dangerous and provide terrible light.

Now they want to tell you what kind of toilet paper you will use. Only 5% of the paper products are for TP and tissue, but OMG ya gotta kill an old tree to get it.

Allen Hershkowitz, senior scientist with the Natural Resources Defense Council: "It's like the Hummer product for the paper industry." "We don't need old-growth forests. . . to wipe our behinds."

Soon the Statist government will mandate that everyone use single ply recycled like you get in public restrooms.

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