Must Know Facts About Sarah Palin

* Sarah Palin's brain is three times the size of Joe Biden's. It's science.
* Sarah Palin used to wrestle Kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
* Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
* Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn't challenging enough
* Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
* Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
* Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
* Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
* Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
* The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes.
* The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
* We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
* Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
* Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
* Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
* Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
* It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Thanks to Hyscience.com