May each of you have the heart to conceive, the understanding to direct, and the hand to execute works that will leave the world a little better for your having been here. -- Ronald Reagan

Friday, April 30, 2010

Justice League vs The Blob


Eight days after the oil rig explosion in the Gulf of Mexico, with the leaking oil within a day or so of land fall, the Bamster gathers his Justice League and goes on the attack.

An explosion that killed people and offers up devastation to the whole of the Gulf states, eight days pass, and what did the Bamster do? Nothing. He didn't gather up the best oil disaster/clean up teams in the world to go and contain it; he didn't get the EPA to take any action.

Well he did make some speeches about those vile Wall Streeters (that he's received $millions from), and bashed Arizona as racists and bigots for trying to enforce Federal law that he won't. He's sent some of his Justice League to attack the citizens there and support the undocumented Democrats, I mean illegal aliens, ooops, I mean undocumented workers, ooops, I mean the poor downtrodden murderers, drug runners, human traffickers...damn, I'll never get it right! ummmmmm, Did't this guy swear to uphold the Constitution?

So what did the Bamster do after sitting on his ass for a week? Sends in his Justice League, Attorney General Eric "free the terrorists" Holder. Says Holder: "The Justice Department stands ready to make available every resource at our disposal to vigorously enforce the laws that protect the people who work and reside near the Gulf, the wildlife, the environment and the American taxpayers."

His Justice League includes major action figures Ignacia S. Moreno, Assistant Attorney General for the Environment and Natural Resources Division, and Tony West, Assistant Attorney General for the Civil Division, and some other "relevant" United States Attorneys.

Sue the damn Blob into retreat! Do pro bono work representing the fishes and bottom dwelling creatures (no, not congressmen, silly). Throw up a legal defense shield! We must protect the octopus's garden from the Blob released from beneath the sea.

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