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Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facts. Show all posts

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Little Known (and useless) Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.( O.M.G !)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.(I wonder who was paid to figure that
out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Must Know Facts About Sarah Palin

* Sarah Palin's brain is three times the size of Joe Biden's. It's science.
* Sarah Palin used to wrestle Kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
* Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
* Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn't challenging enough
* Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it's in their interest to jump into the boat.
* Sarah Palin once guided Santa's sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
* Chuck Norris wishes he was Sarah Palin trapped in a man's body.
* Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot.
* Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
* The Northern Lights are really just the reflection from Sarah Palin's eyes.
* The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
* We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented cage that can hold Sarah Palin.
* Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last.
* Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
* Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched.
* Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps.
* It's not raining in DC. Those are God's tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.

Thanks to Hyscience.com