Obamaisms

Remember when every time Bush misspoke, mispronounced, or made any kind of speaking error, the Jurassic Press ran with for days of mockery. Of course you won’t hear or read any of them that Obama says, so here are some Obamaisms from Barry:

Obama botches toast to Queen Elizabeth

“Israel must be able to defend itself – by itself – against any threat“.

WH gripes that immigration debate too often uses caricatures after Obama says, “Maybe they’ll need a moat.”

White House issues Earth Day proclamation, skips Easter

Can’t name a mistake at townhall in which he made three in one sentence

Accuses GOP of trying to hurt seniors after lecturing them not to demagogue on entitlement reform

“If you’re complaining about the price of gas and you’re only getting 8 miles a gallon, you know, you might want to think about a trade-in.”

Obama accepts his transparency award in secret, no-press meeting.

“War” first changed to “kinetic military action,” then “time-limited, scope-limited military action”

Obama telling people it would be easier to be President of China because “No one is scrutinizing Hu Jintao’s words in Tahrir Square.”

Obama tells group that there is a “subterranean” racially-based agenda in opposition to his presidency

Ferry for Americans in Libya comes three days late — and with a bill for passengers

WH says Obama not addressing Libya because of “scheduling issue“

After saying he hadn’t followed the Wisconsin issue, says Walker’s plan “seems like more of an assault on unions.”

Businesses have “obligation” to create jobs and “pay decent wages”

After losing verdict on first ever federal mandate to purchase private-sector product, accuses judge of “overreach”

Obama bogarts Newt Gingrich’s book title for his “Winning the Future” SOTU speech

2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner holds state dinner for man who has 2010 winner under house arrest

After telling Boehner and McConnell that “there will be plenty of time to campaign for 2012 in 2012,”announces March start to re-election bid

“I really want to figure out a way where I can spend more time outside of Washington listening and learning and engaging the American people.”

From Hot Air